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i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it

um ok.

I got attacked by a dinosaur because it eased the pain of waiting for series two and because Anderson’s a douche.

I watched John hug kitten!John because that’s how little Carl died and I melted into a puddle on the floor. I kinda wish that made more sense to me. =))

I saw John hug Anderson because I ran out of Strawberry Jam and I was happy for the rest of the day…. Sherlock does not approve.

I got attacked by Molly Hooper because Jim told me to and I screamed with joy. Ok?

I burnt the heart out of Sherlock Holmes because I don’t make people into heroes and I ran away.

Anderson made me kick Anderson because he asked for it and I was happy for the rest of the day. This is good, yes.

I burnt the heart out of Molly Hooper because it cheered me up and it was odd.

Gosh, poor Molly.

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Donovan because I love him and I ran away.

I kissed John because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2, and it was a bit awkward. Aww.

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Sherlock Holmes because I can stop John Watson’s heart and I melted into a puddle on the floor. …I think that’s the weirdest one yet.

I kissed Mrs Hudson because I was told to and it was odd. Sorry Mrs Hudson

I burnt the heart out of a kitten because Mycroft forced me to and I melted into a puddle on the floor. MYCROFT WHY U HATE KITTENS AND MAKE ME MELT.

I kissed Jim from IT because it eased the pain of having to wait for series two and I melted into a puddle on the floor.

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Sherlock Holmes cos THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO! And I smiled… lol!

Anderson made me kick Molly Hooper because it eased the pain of having to wait for Series 2 and I collapsed. o_O

That was the first one I got. I could play this forever if I wanted to! XD 

  1. wondakat reblogged this from sherlockxfile and added:
    I brought jam for a lucky cat because that’s how little Carl dies and Mrs Hudson brought up nibbles afterwards……… eh?
  2. nikkirevel reblogged this from kimofthefuture
  3. rebloggingmylikes reblogged this from entirelyunstable
  4. howloudthesilencescreams reblogged this from whenallofthesudden and added:
    I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he/she asked for it and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Wut. lolol
  5. pastelprincessnikki reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    burned the heart out of Sarah Sawyer,...laugh. I’m apperantly a homocidal maniac
  6. whenallofthesudden reblogged this from niish-vehtam-tor and added:
    I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because Moriarty made me, and it hurt.
  7. niish-vehtam-tor reblogged this from timedetective and added:
    Anderson made me kick Jim from IT because I read Alone on the Water and it was odd. … yeah it was odd… but okay then.
  8. mytwistedlogic reblogged this from cervuxsequential and added:
    I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was bored and I screamed with joy.
  9. cervuxsequential reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    I watched John hug Anthea because I read Alone in the Water and it made me laugh. What.
  10. ozymandias2408 reblogged this from chickenisamazing and added:
    I shagged Jim from IT because Jim told me too and it made me laugh
  11. housearryn reblogged this from chickenisamazing
  12. chickenisamazing reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:
    I watched John hug Anderson because I was bored and then I collapsed.
  13. limey-tea reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:
    I bought jam for kitten!John because I read Alone on the Water and I was happy all day. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE HAPPY
  14. inspiredlemon reblogged this from mybedshapedshadow and added:
    Anderson made me kick a kitten because heroes don’t exist and it was awkward. lol he would
  15. mybedshapedshadow reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    got attacked by Jim from IT...it eased the pain of having
  16. lifeisafunnygame reblogged this from polarlucky
  17. acompletecircle reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
  18. wherethelost-boysmeet reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
  19. polarlucky reblogged this from thesimpsonsfangirl and added:
    “I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
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    the—consulting-timelord:
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  25. ellierratic reblogged this from squirrelock and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
  26. squirrelock reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
  27. xxpanda92xx reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
  28. crayonspink reblogged this from sherlockian-humour
  29. dimethylpolysiloxane reblogged this from csquared225 and added:
    Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
  30. red-head-society reblogged this from victorian-narwhal and added:
    I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
  31. youneedtobehere reblogged this from narynewt and added:
    I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
  32. likechippylikepixar reblogged this from narynewt
  33. xenofsound reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
  34. narynewt reblogged this from mgvdb and added:
    I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
  35. vampwitch reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made
  36. electric-wonder reblogged this from zombiechaser and added:
    I kissed a kitten because i ran out of strawberry jam and i cried what am i john now