A Scandal in Belgravia

Boohoo. I saw too many spoilers all over the internet regarding Sherlock, Season 2, Episode 1, before I actually watched the thing! D:
I still thoroughly enjoyed watching it though! Can’t wait for the next episode. ;D

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*SPOILER ALERT*
My favourite parts of “A Scandal in Belgravia”:

Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what?
Sherlock: I don’t know.
Watson: Here to see the Queen?
[Mycroft enters.]
Sherlock: Oh. Apparently, yes.
[Watson and Sherlock crack up.]
Mycroft: Just once, can you two behave like grown-ups?
Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.

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Mycroft: Don’t be alarmed—it’s to do with sex.
Sherlock: Sex doesn’t alarm me.
Mycroft: [grinning] How would you know?

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Sherlock: Punch me in the face.
Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Watson: I always hear, “Punch me in the face,” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
[Sherlock punches Watson, and Watson immediately punches him in retaliation. Watson jumps onto Sherlock and grabs him in a chokehold.]
Sherlock: Okay! I think that’s enough now.
Watson: You want to remember, Sherlock—I was a soldier. I killed people!
Sherlock: You were a doctor!
Watson: I had bad days!

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Lestrade: And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?
Sherlock: It’s all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector—I lost count.

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Molly: … Who is she? How did Sherlock recognise her from… not her face?

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Mycroft: My brother has the brain of a scientist or philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?
Watson: I don’t know.
Mycroft: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.