If Famous Writers had Written Twilight
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Friggin’ hilarious. The top comment (by a user named “unicycle”) after the article is funny, too: Dr Seuss’ version of Twilight, which goes as follows:
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.Ed won’t kill boys. He won’t kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.This is James. He’s a tracker.
He’s a sort of vamp attacker.James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!Edward fixes Bella’s cut.
She won’t be a vampire. But…She becomes one. Read some more.
She’s a vampire in book 4.
(via monsieurantichrist)
